Best of Teeter 🐎 Yellowstone | Paramount Network (2023)

Introduction

A look back at some of Teeter’s best moments on Yellowstone.

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Yellowstone is a drama series that follows the Dutton family, led by patriarch John Dutton (Kevin Costner). The Duttons control the largest contiguous ranch in the U.S. and must contend with constant attacks by land developers, clashes with an Indian reservation and conflict with America's first national park.

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(Dramatic country, music), (gate, clanking), (hooves, dashing), (Teeter, shouts, indistinctly) - [Teeter] Go on.

Go get my rope.

You motherfucker! - that Spanish? - I don't know.

I, tell you one thing though.

- [Teeter] Now, motherfucker., She's, a hand.

- [Teeter] I'm.

Gonna fuck you for days, later, man.

- Ride the hair off a horse, that's for damn sure.

But.

We need somebody that can speak English., (Rip spitting) - Hey.

You., (hands, faintly, chatting), (horses.

Hooves, thudding), Where'd.

You learn to cowboy? - Man, I been fuckin', ballin' and draggin' since I could bounce piss off a rug.

- That ain't.

Spanish, she's, Texan.

- That ain't, Texan., That's, gibberish.

- No, I'm, telling you it's Texan., I can smell it a mile way., What's.

Your name? - Teeter.

- What's that? - Tee-ter.

- You hear- - I think she said, Peter., Your name, Peter? - Do I.

Look like my fuckin' name is Peter.

You skunk-haired motherfucker? - She just called me a motherfucker.

(taps Rip) - You understood that, didn't ya.

You bow-legged bastard.

Hey.

You look like you all bent up over in one of 'em, nurse, things, fucked up ass.

Til your you knees buckled.

- This is the kind of girl that got drove to high school wearing a damn hockey.

Helmet.

She's gonna go through the bunkhouse like wildfire.

- She's perfect, trust me, hire her., (air whooshing) - Let's go.

- Come on.

- Come, on.

- Come, come, come, come, come, come.

- Hey Colby, turn that Charolais back.

It, ain't, ours, goddammit.

- Come on, no.

- Hey.

- Get in, get in.

Hup, hup, hup, hup, hup, hup.

- Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey! - Get in, get in, hup! - Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey! - Yeehaw that skinny girl's a hand.

- Yeah.

- I gotta say, it.

- [Teeter] Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, ha!, (cow, mooing) - Yeah, how's.

She workin' out? - Well.

You gotta define workin' out.

- Come on, mamas., (hooves, plodding) - There ya go.

Come on.

- Hup, hup, hup., Come on mamas.

- Hey, (lips kissing) - Hey.

- Boys leaving her alone, or? - Leaving her alone? (laughing) - What? - She's a little hyena.

She looks at a man like he's, a rented mule.

(Rip, chuckles), (chuckles) She's got the bunkhouse so scared, they're going to bed with the chickens.

- [Rip] Bring 'em all to the new pen, will you? We'll be right behind you., (Teeter's mouth, squishing), (Colby, sniffing), (Teeter, spitting) - [Teeter] You was done with that.

Wasn't you? - I am now.

- How.

You doing back there, baby? - [Colby] Fine, thanks.

- Okay, 'cause.

You oughta be up here on mama's lap, but that's, all right., (Ryan, laughing), It's, okay., Y'all think I'm joking.

- (sighing) Well, unfortunately.

We don't.

(air whooshing) - Hey, ya.

- The guys are gonna be back in a minute.

If.

They catch you drinking their beer, they're gonna- - Woo.

(beer, dripping), (Laramie, laughing) - They're gonna what? What are they gonna do? (can popping), (Jimmy, groans), (lively, country, music) - Mm.

- Mm.

- [Jimmy] Fuck.

(Laramie and Mia giggling), (door, latch, clicks), (door, creaking), (Colby clearing.

His throat), ♪, I, won't, be hound as a hand ♪ - We helped ourselves to your beer.

Hope you don't mind.

- Yeah.

We can see, they with you Jimmy? - Yeah.

This was not my idea.

- I gotta start rodeoing again.

- Fuck it, it's, Friday night, somewhere.

- No, today is Friday.

Like literally, right now is Friday.

- Then Friday's your lucky fucking day.

- She's growing on you.

- [Colby] She's, not growing on me.

(Laramie and Mia.

Giggling), (air, whooshing), (gentle, country, music), (pot, clanking), ♪, My brother, rolled the dice ♪ - [Lloyd] Don't get up, stay as long as you want.

♪.

My momma kept on ♪ - Hey baby, I want some bronc to break my back.

So I can lay in bed all day, bumpin', fuckin', uglies, 'til, noon., Don't that sound nice? (Ryan chuckles) - Just a matter of time.

- It ain't happenin'.

- It's 100% happening.

- See.

This is how you get your eyeball poked out at three in the morning.

(air whooshing), (river flowing) - You ever wonder.

Why there's lizards in the mountains, but no snakes? - Uh, no.

But.

(Grunting) I do wonder what the fuck you just said.

(sighing), But I always wonder, that, so., (Teeter, grunting), (gears, shifting), (engine, puttering) - Whoa, whoa, whoa.

Hold.

The fucking gator.

- What? (Teeter.

Grunts).

You.

Wanna go, skinny dippin'? - Skinny dippin'? - Ya ain't wonderin'.

What I said, now, are ya? - No.

We got a whole fence to fix.

- That fence.

Ain't goin', nowhere., Come on babe, let's, get naked.

(Colby.

Sighing).

Woohoo! - This is a test.

Yeah, it's.

Just a test.

- Come on.

Baby.

Let's, get naked.

- Yeah, okay., (engine, growling), (air, whooshing), (gentle.

Solemn.

Music) - When.

We get back.

♪ You, see your momma smile, ♪.

The doctor will fix you up just right.

♪ Hear, a song that you adore ♪ - [Teeter] Yes., (Colby, panting), (lips, kissing), (Colby, panting), Thank, you., ♪, Amazing, grace ♪ - You're welcome., (panting), ♪, Won't, unlock your doors.

♪, (lips, kissing), (Colby, panting), ♪, 'cause.

None of your prophecies ♪ - That wasn't.

So bad was it? ♪ Have ever seen where I've gone ♪ - No, (panting), not too bad at all.

- You should have fucked me while I still had a face, but that's all right.

We'll work on your timing.

♪, So, it's time, ♪, (engine, growling), ♪, For you to shed your snake, ♪, (air, whooshing), (dramatic, ominous, music), (fire, crackling), (ominous, music, continues) - Teeter? (Teeter, spitting and sniffling) - [Rip] You ready?, (air, whooshing), (crickets, chirping), (upbeat, country, music), (hands, chatting), ♪, Oh.

When I was at school, ♪ ♪, Some.

Boys were pickin' on me.

♪ ♪ Puttin' me down at the playground ♪ - Would.

You stop eatin' that fucking garbage? Dinner's, almost ready.

- You're wasting your time, Teeter., No, one's gonna eat a thing that you cook.

- [Colby] Yeah.

But when does Gator get back? - [Ryan] Thursday.

- Thursday? - Oh, I'm gonna be dead by then.

I can already feel my organs shutting down.

Walker.

Do you know any hunger songs? - No.

(bowl, thuds), (Teeter, licking, her finger) - Oh, um., No, I'm, good.

- Come on, baby, I, keep cooking.

You keep not eatin'.

I need you strong for later.

- Oh, fuck it.

I'm.

So hungry, I'll eat anything right? Now.

- Oh, I, wouldn't, it's, probably gonna be- (Ryan gulping) - Come on.

- Come on.

- [Teeter] Don't fucking lie.

- [Jake] Is.

It good or bad? - It's fucking great.

- It's fucking great.

- [Colby] It is? - [Ryan] Yeah.

- [Laramie] I'm in.

- [Teeter] Uh, uh, wait your turn.

I slaved over this fuckin' meal.

- What's in it? - [Teeter] Everything, baby.

- I think.

So there's, a vegetable that could be- - Like a vegetable bisque? - It's got like little sausages.

- [Teeter] Just everything, baby.

- Oh, tomato.

- This baby doll is my favorite.

(Jake, wooing) He's.

My favorite.

(slapping, his butt) - Thank you.

- And, um, I dunno.

If that's chicken? - I'm hungry.

- You ever heard of manners? - [Jake] I'm, a short fat guy.

- I don't, know, it's, just kind of different.

- [Colby] So.

What does that mean? Like what's in it? - I'm, not really sure, but, I, haven't, tasted anything quite like this.

What.

Do you call it? - Sum bitch., (Jake spitting) - For fuck's sakes.

- [Colby] What does that mean? - [Teeter] It means it's good for you, honey.

(Jake spitting) - [Colby] What does that mean? - Literally everything from the cow, that nobody else wants.

- [Ryan] That's, the whole cow.

- You mean, everything in the cow? - Evidently.

- [Walker] Oh, I got a eyeball.

- [Colby] That's disgusting.

- Still good.

- Tastes good to me.

- Come on.

- [Ryan] You're, just full of surprises, aren't you? - Just a little bite.

(air whooshing) - No.

- I'm going four.

- Oh, she's gonna raise us.

(everyone laughing) So much for keeping it fucking steady.

- Oh.

You better.

Watch her boys.

- I fucking got something.

- Anybody named after a city, - [Teeter] Come on, who's up?.

- is a crooked fucking card.

Player, ya, ask me., (Jake laughing) - Hey, keep your comments to yourself or get in the game.

(giggles) - Aw, hell.

You know, I work too hard for my money.

- I gotta jump in here.

Real quick.

You work.

Hard.

Did you hear with that? Man, said? - Oh, I, don't know, nothing about him working hard., I'm, usually too hard working to notice, so.

- [Teeter] Dude, y'all fuckin'.

Kidding, me? Y'all, wouldn't know, hard work if it crawled up your leg to suck on your fuckin' pecker.

- [Laramie] Haha, there's tatertot.

- You're gonna let your girlfriend talk to me like that? - Oh, don't, don't, even start, don't, even start with that.

- [Ryan] Teeter, it's official isn't it? - Why, nah.

He don't like labels.

- Do.

You guys have a song? - No, it's- - (snaps fingers) Walker.

Now you can work for your money.

They need a song.

- Oh, yeah, I'd, mhm, yeah.

They damn sure do.

- Come, on., (Walker, chuckles), ♪, Damn.

Take it easy.

Mama.

Won't ya lay your head down., ♪, (everyone, laughing) - [Teeter] I ain't, your fuckin' momma, baby.

- [Laramie] There.

It is, woo.

- Did Laramie go? Is that what (everyone laughing) - All's I can say, is I'm feelin'.

A big ass shit show coming on.

(Walker, singing), (air, whooshing) - Could I have a word, sir?, (cows, mooing), (birds, chirping) - She talkin' to me? - I believe she said, she wants a word.

(horse grunts) - I can't understand a damn word, comin', outta, her mouth., (horse hooves, thudding) - Yeah? - Sir, whatever's between Walker and Lloyd, it's got nothin' to do with me.

Nothing to do with Laramie either, that was just their excuse.

I was the first one up every morning.

And the last to be done., Ask, him., Ask him.

If anyone works harder than me.

- She ain't lying, sir.

- So.

The fight wasn't over you, huh? - No, sir.

- [John] You.

Just did your job? - Every day.

- Never fooled around with anyone in the bunkhouse? - Ain't.

No one said, I, couldn't., - Common sense, says, you shouldn't, 'cause.

The next fight will be over you.

- So all that.

This is my home forever is just talk? Fuckin' scarred for life.

It don't mean, nothin'? - You wait over there, a minute.

When, the hell did that happen? - The night that we took care of that thing in the forest for you.

- So.

They all wear it? - Yes, sir.

- And.

It just slipped your mind to fuckin' mention it to me? - That was the night before you got hit, before everyone got hit.

- Kayce know about this? - Sir.

It ain't, his fault.

You know, I should have come to you and talked to you.

- Does.

He know? - Yes, sir.

He does.

(cows mooing) - Jesus.

(horse.

Hooves, thudding) - Teeter.

Where's, your gear, at? - Everything I own's in the backseat of my truck.

- Go on and grab it, put it back in the bunkhouse.

- [Teeter] Thank you.

- Okay, all right.

(gentle guitar, music) - Sorry.

But thank you.

(Sniffling) I, don't, know.

You need help with shit- - Teeter, just go grab your gear, yeah., And, hey, (tapping).

This means something.

- Yes, sir., (air, whooshing), (crickets, chirping) - [Ryan] Just flick it off.

If you get it, don't, leave it on the table.

- Look at this fucking kid, he's done this before.

- It's.

My first time.

- You've been shuffling the cards in the air? - My first time, actually playing it.

- [Ryan] Well, you're in.

- Hey.

- I'm all right.

- Triple it.

- Oh.

- Triple.

The bet he says.

- [Jake] A, four?, (slapping cards on table) - Little card shark, motherfuckin' kid.

- Nah.

He ain't, no kid.

He's, just a motherfucking card.

Shark, little elf.

- Yeah.

You tell 'em babe.

- I love it when you call me baby.

Hey, you wanna scratch me behind my ears? - No.

- What about my other ears? - [Ryan] All right, all right, all right.

Don't, listen to them.

Just you start.

- [Lloyd] Get, a room.

You guys.